Let it be known that I am a unicorn
Under my hat, I've got a bag of tricks
That not even Trixie would scorn
Fancy Pants, with the lovely Fleur de Lis
All of the ponies in Canterlot be
flockin' to the party
to get a load of this
Speakin' of flocks, I'm a friend to Cloudsdale
Mixin' up a special brew of rainbows
In a factory filled with those who fail
Sortof like ChristWire, spreadin' all that shit and hate
If Jesus were to see this Bible belt all in pieces
He'd for sure give us the green light to love and tolerate
But enough of the right-side peanut gallery
Filled only with those who dare to oppose
Us havin' fun on a lesser salary
But even though I'm halfway broke, you better believe that I'm willin'
To buy myself a Pinkie Pie plushie, grabbin' my insulin
However, to that guy who stuck a Fleshlight where it really shouldn't go
Go fuck yourself with a Big Mac sized dildo
Fluttershy doesn't deserve or need your bullshit
Plushie or not, from that no one should or would acquit
Ya little bitch
(to little descending thingy)
Cause while I may be reppin' all these ponies from Equestria
It must be known from EQD to all the sub /b/-strata
That ponies are gonna be herein to stay in with all of us guys for a while
So to all of the haters who trollin' and 'batin', none of us be hearin' your guile
Brushin' a brushable has never been so manly
Especially when I'm in Target pullin' a shopping spree!
Draggin' it through like a rake in a zen garden
Actin' a pony buddhist every now and again
That's right. Like Pipsqueak, I wanna be a tree
Just seems like it would be so Everfree
Roots in the ground, hell don't gotta think twice
As Fluttershy would say, it just sounds so "Nice."
So as I'm chillin' with my Pinkie Pie t-shirt swag
All y'all know I got this rappin' shit in the bag
Blue And Orange got all of them landlubbers mad
Ya better believe that this classy gentlecolt just ain't a fad
But there's no decency
I'm takin' a hater n' hittin' him into the Mediterranean Sea
And if you be doubtin' then let me encourage and guarantee
That anyone tryin' to step up to me will be finding himself with a master's degree
In getting schooled by a rapper twice his pedigree
And I'm sorry if you think that you may disagree
Because my word'll be the last in this tiny little repartee
UK rapper and composer Oscar reconnects with his youth on a sleek, diaristic LP influenced by ’90s hip-hop and '00s R&B. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 21, 2024
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Funny how back in the day Avi did EPs how they should be - short. Not that I'm complaining! =D
Aside from a certain song I'm sure Avi wishes he never brought upon this cursed land, this is a very solid EP, and all the tracks are very much worth listening to. The only bad thing I have to say about it is - the artwork is rather dull. Guess Skittle wasn't on board yet when this one came out... SimonEvo