Yeah!
I hear you like some shippin?
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Yeah!
I got a song about it!
APPLEDASHIN' APPLE DASHIN' APPLEDASHIN' APPLEDASHIN'
I know my place, bronies
ALWAYS FANON NEVER CANON ALWAYS FANON NEVER CANON
Yeah,
We got some fillyfoolin'
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First verse:
Sometime in August I was readin' all these fanfics
When I came across one with a tag labeled somethin' different
Shipping?
I dunno! Let's take it for a spin
Everything else I've read so far has been for the win
Rainbow Dash and Applejack, buckin' apples in the orchard
When all of a sudden, Dashie's gotta spill her heart, her voice all tortured
Turns out Applejack's feelin the same way
Off they go to the barn to take a tumble in the hay
Censored (Thanks Sethisto) amounts of pony love later
They're sayin' that they're gonna love each other forever
As I'm readin' I'm feelin' this fuzzy happiness
Oh god, I think I like this shipping business

Chorus 2:
Yeah, so many fanfics!
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Don't get me wrong though, I ain't no clopper
NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER
Yeah, just a shippin' fan here
JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER
Uh huh, let me explain…
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Second verse:
No clopfics here bro, I read on EQD
Don't need any of that cloppy smut, you see
That's ain't the kind of brony that I wanna be
I like my AJD a hundred percent PG13
That other shit is just obscene
Gotta go to eyebleach to get my eyes cleaned
Fillyfoolin' round the clock, Applejack and Rainbow Dash
Best pony pair, no one else can beat that lesbian bash
Lyra and Bonbon can try as they might
But nopony could ever take away that apple-rainbow light

Chorus 3:
Yeah, best pony pair, people
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Enough for a song, no doubt
GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON
GOD, why am I writing this?
NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA
Oh well! Let's break it down
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Third verse:
I don't need no cheeba to smoke this fuckin' rap
Sorry Wiz Khalifa, you're just a loser full of crap
Original song, he's rappin' bout what, fuckin bees?
Man, I'mma redo it proper, yeah, rappin' bout these ponies
Readin' all these fanfics about the duo
Best pair ever of the pony crew - OH!
She feels the same, Rainbow, ya betta go and get ha
Even Derpy couldn't ship anypony any better

Fast rap:
Song's almost over, gonna rap real fast
Bout a certain pony pair, named Appledash
Girls got me goin' giggidy every story you're together
And every time you're not, I'm under the weather

Lovin' lovely lovings from outta the dark
But add in some clop and I'm all like "What a story, Mark." ಠ_ಠ
Sittin' with the appletrees, heads held to the breeze
AJ comes close and gives Dash a peck on the cheek

She turns her head, and their eyes meet
Time and space melt away from the passionate heat
Rainbow speaks up, AJ do you love me?
She nods, Yer the best mare I ever did see

I'm just sittin' there reading with my head in awe
I can't help it, I breath in and I go DAWWWWWWWWW