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The So Far, So Good Mixtape

by Temporal Walker

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Let it be known that I am a unicorn Under my hat, I've got a bag of tricks That not even Trixie would scorn Fancy Pants, with the lovely Fleur de Lis All of the ponies in Canterlot be flockin' to the party to get a load of this Speakin' of flocks, I'm a friend to Cloudsdale Mixin' up a special brew of rainbows In a factory filled with those who fail Sortof like ChristWire, spreadin' all that shit and hate If Jesus were to see this Bible belt all in pieces He'd for sure give us the green light to love and tolerate But enough of the right-side peanut gallery Filled only with those who dare to oppose Us havin' fun on a lesser salary But even though I'm halfway broke, you better believe that I'm willin' To buy myself a Pinkie Pie plushie, grabbin' my insulin However, to that guy who stuck a Fleshlight where it really shouldn't go Go fuck yourself with a Big Mac sized dildo Fluttershy doesn't deserve or need your bullshit Plushie or not, from that no one should or would acquit Ya little bitch (to little descending thingy) Cause while I may be reppin' all these ponies from Equestria It must be known from EQD to all the sub /b/-strata That ponies are gonna be herein to stay in with all of us guys for a while So to all of the haters who trollin' and 'batin', none of us be hearin' your guile Brushin' a brushable has never been so manly Especially when I'm in Target pullin' a shopping spree! Draggin' it through like a rake in a zen garden Actin' a pony buddhist every now and again That's right. Like Pipsqueak, I wanna be a tree Just seems like it would be so Everfree Roots in the ground, hell don't gotta think twice As Fluttershy would say, it just sounds so "Nice." So as I'm chillin' with my Pinkie Pie t-shirt swag All y'all know I got this rappin' shit in the bag Blue And Orange got all of them landlubbers mad Ya better believe that this classy gentlecolt just ain't a fad But there's no decency I'm takin' a hater n' hittin' him into the Mediterranean Sea And if you be doubtin' then let me encourage and guarantee That anyone tryin' to step up to me will be finding himself with a master's degree In getting schooled by a rapper twice his pedigree And I'm sorry if you think that you may disagree Because my word'll be the last in this tiny little repartee
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You pride yourself on being rather shrewd And yet you never show me gratitude I'm sick and tired of playing your dumb game I'm hurt and you're the one to blame What's up, you dumb fucking bitch of a mare You think you've always shown me all this tender love and care? All these years I've been your little fuckin' whipping boy Always treated me like I was a mother fuckin' toy Got your nose buried in a book, status quo Only break I get, when you're not hurtin' a bro Pullin' me off the bookshelves, that wasn't fuckin' smart Somethin's real damn wrong if my best friend is Nurse Redheart You pride yourself on being rather shrewd More like rude! And yet you never show me gratitude How about a thank you? I'm sick and tired of playing your dumb game So fuckin’ lame I'm hurt and you're the one to blame You’re the one to blame! I just wanna will it away Get away, get away! But even now, you taunt me still So much pain, and only one mare to blame You pretend to think it's okay Not okay, not okay! That I'm the one that holds your quill I help you all my life, and I never get repaid But when you hurtin me, your eyes are hard like jade Unappreciated, I'm thinkin' of places to be Little bitch Owlowiscious got nothin' on me First chance you get, what, I'm getting replaced? I wanna get the hell outta here, and make great haste Don't like it bitch, you shoulda thought about it quicker All the love I ever had for you? Gone in a flicker I hope when you think about the things you say I'm gonna go away! That you know you need me; I don't need you Nevermore, not anymore And you knew not to shoot your messenger Ya never were a listener (Well, if you didn't, then now you do) I just wanna will it away Get away, get away! But even now, you taunt me still So much pain, and only one mare to blame You pretend to think it's okay Not okay, not okay! That I'm the one that holds your quill I'm wishin' and I'm willin' and I'm gettin' away! Killin' the friendship, I'mma find my own way I'm on my own now, cut the fuckin' cord now I don't need you anymore, so I'll see ya bitch, ciao! Gotta be leavin' today, and I'mma never lookin' back Settin' fire to the past, I'm gonna be leadin' my own pack Stealin' away in the night, I'm leavin' nothing to find Fillin' the hole in my heart, gonna be with my own kind I'm the king, I'm the boss of my own life now At my knees, all of the crowds are gonna bow Without you, I got the entire world ahead of me This baby dragon's gonna be the best he can be
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Hello all my friends, Temporal Walker here Fellows and mentlegen, a forest of friends Bellow like an ent, walking trees but never fear Mellow boughs that bend, buckin' all the trends Leaves blowin in the wind, swayin' in the breeze Trees like these all be the bee's knees Seeds growin' as I live, prayin' for my needs Weeds all see that I'mma lead the deed To be ancient and live a day at a time Grow leaves everyday, give no hay nor a sign No need to vent or sieve my anger or vice Life in the tree way, shit, it sounds so nice My acorns are my thoughts, plant roots and take aim Once born toward the sky, reach for greater acclaim Some stillborn, but some grow stronger every day Never mourn, there's still so many wilds to tame Yeah, if I were a tree, it would be so Everfree But if I were a tree, what tree would I be? Maple, pine, oak, or maybe a sassafrass? It'd be stable, fine, and evoke an aire of class. I know some of you out there are kindof stumped As to why I would wanna trade my body for a trunk I'm not trying to be sappy or a pain My ideas go a little bit against the grain I'm simply trying to branch out my horizons And get myself a little more wizened To plant my roots in the earth a little deeper And prune myself to be a little bit cleaner Haters just cedar, you're barking up the wrong tree Leaf it to me, I'm gonna be the best tree I can be Pipsqueak, Tom, Chalupa, unbeleafable Gonna make this track more poplar, that's achievable
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Back on the track with Swear at my back I'm buckin' rhymes so hard that I'm feelin' like Applejack Never break a Pinkie Promise, I don't wanna get whacked Derpy doin' the derail, that ep's Apple-jacked Dragon greed, grabbin' up that pretty steed Rarity be screamin' like it's Spiderses Never sleep, go to bread n' Luna's bringin' the OCs Try to plead, she's goin' fast, you're gonna have to flee Got my robe and hat, call me Mare do well Swoopin' from the skies merc'n Ne'er do wells Ponies are fuckin' epic, haters fair thee well H8'n the cockatrice are gonna stare you well Not A Clever Pony, not to sound sappy Where ever that you are bro, I'm hopin' that you're happy This one's for you, so it's not gonna be crappy But if you find it so feel free to slap me Sickness: Didn't have a clue, was a noob, till a dude Sent a youtube vid of a show he was glued to Ponies in the nude didn't seem rude So the hits flew through the roof, now I'm glued too Plowing over blues like a true Komatsu Through used tissues, grinding over rocks too If you think that I forgot my roots, that's not true I'ma brony, still a true otaku If you need a drow you can get in a fight with Not very dunmer, white, I'm a light myth Choke-hold flow, shotgun I can snipe with Spread-shot headshot, point-blank, sightless Haters mad, but this fandom's Diverse and unique, not set in tandem More than a fad, as bad as I'm handsome Spittin so hard, btards like 'Damn son!" Temp: Ponies, I'm not gonna lie when I'm with my crew Those be the drive to improve and be true Though I'mma strive to move n' groove to be smooth Bronies gonna try to prove that the new can be cool Comin' clean, two words, glee pried from caffeine Ravenous, vicious, hungry and mean Try to see through blur free eyes that gleam That would mean that I'mma be livin' the dream I ain't got a need for no Optimus Neither him or nor a damn Patronus No chiefin' that gluteus maximus For when I got myself a pony for an animus A letter from Derpy for those who don't git it Never a better time for a brony to get wid it Fetters are the weights of hate, you gotta quit it Feathers to the sky, never too late, and so I spit it
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I'm da fuckin' prince I be comin' up at royal court Destined from the start Born with the Blueblood, so I'mma play the part Of the Prince Sure they talkin' bout my Pure white coat, alabaster, I'm the double B rhyming bastard Course I use abuse the royal treasury For my own needs, my gains, I can't abstain Takin' all dem ponies' money, and I'm laughin' cause it's funny You gonna try and stop me, Celestia my honey? They rally round my beauty All them bitches and them mares They rally round my manly Stallion good lookin's They rally round my horny You know you like it too They rally round my family Cause they know I'm the same room Foals try to step to me? Hah! Don't step to double B I'm bitin' on the bit to see who it's gonna be Sorry Lil' Miss, I know you're generous and share But my hips don't touch common carnival faire Rarity, can't you see I don't buckin' care? Go and take your fatass plot elsewhere, my little mare Cockblocked? Nah, but you can cake-block me Now begone, go get dirty with your lesbian team
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Yeah! I hear you like some shippin? BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Yeah! I got a song about it! APPLEDASHIN' APPLE DASHIN' APPLEDASHIN' APPLEDASHIN' I know my place, bronies ALWAYS FANON NEVER CANON ALWAYS FANON NEVER CANON Yeah, We got some fillyfoolin' BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE First verse: Sometime in August I was readin' all these fanfics When I came across one with a tag labeled somethin' different Shipping? I dunno! Let's take it for a spin Everything else I've read so far has been for the win Rainbow Dash and Applejack, buckin' apples in the orchard When all of a sudden, Dashie's gotta spill her heart, her voice all tortured Turns out Applejack's feelin the same way Off they go to the barn to take a tumble in the hay Censored (Thanks Sethisto) amounts of pony love later They're sayin' that they're gonna love each other forever As I'm readin' I'm feelin' this fuzzy happiness Oh god, I think I like this shipping business Chorus 2: Yeah, so many fanfics! BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Don't get me wrong though, I ain't no clopper NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER Yeah, just a shippin' fan here JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER Uh huh, let me explain… BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Second verse: No clopfics here bro, I read on EQD Don't need any of that cloppy smut, you see That's ain't the kind of brony that I wanna be I like my AJD a hundred percent PG13 That other shit is just obscene Gotta go to eyebleach to get my eyes cleaned Fillyfoolin' round the clock, Applejack and Rainbow Dash Best pony pair, no one else can beat that lesbian bash Lyra and Bonbon can try as they might But nopony could ever take away that apple-rainbow light Chorus 3: Yeah, best pony pair, people BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Enough for a song, no doubt GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GOD, why am I writing this? NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA Oh well! Let's break it down BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Third verse: I don't need no cheeba to smoke this fuckin' rap Sorry Wiz Khalifa, you're just a loser full of crap Original song, he's rappin' bout what, fuckin bees? Man, I'mma redo it proper, yeah, rappin' bout these ponies Readin' all these fanfics about the duo Best pair ever of the pony crew - OH! She feels the same, Rainbow, ya betta go and get ha Even Derpy couldn't ship anypony any better Fast rap: Song's almost over, gonna rap real fast Bout a certain pony pair, named Appledash Girls got me goin' giggidy every story you're together And every time you're not, I'm under the weather Lovin' lovely lovings from outta the dark But add in some clop and I'm all like "What a story, Mark." ಠ_ಠ Sittin' with the appletrees, heads held to the breeze AJ comes close and gives Dash a peck on the cheek She turns her head, and their eyes meet Time and space melt away from the passionate heat Rainbow speaks up, AJ do you love me? She nods, Yer the best mare I ever did see I'm just sittin' there reading with my head in awe I can't help it, I breath in and I go DAWWWWWWWWW
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Don't look back It's too late To turn back now Push through Daring do You're gonna make it out Alive This time You won't let the danger overcome you You know that everypony in this world still needs you Daring Do don't back down or let evil defeat you Stop Don't turn around When everything falls apart Just don't back down Keep running just look ahead You might be losing but you're not dead Hold on Hold fast Keep going And never back down Tied down Look around Danger everywhere No one In sight The smell of adventure in the air When it seems Like your world Has turned around No one Can stop you So never back down Obstacles are in front of and behind you But this fear deep inside, you know it blinds you Take a leap and we will catch you as you fall You know with your courage you can overcome it all Life can seem like it's a little bit rough, But the tough ponies never ever give up Enough, you're never gonna show your tears Gonna stand up tall and stare down your fears Lookin' death in the face, give him a little sneer Laugh it off if you think the end might be near Clingin' to life, you're too stubborn to die In danger and in death you find that you thrive Stay hungry stay vicious and you're stayin' alive Never lose focus, and you'll never lose your drive Brushin' off your coat and wipin' the sweat from your eyes Spreadin' both of your wings and take to the sky No time left, (hah) faster you fly You gotta be movin' quick to beat the bad guy You're Darin' to do the undoable Runnin' all your risk to break the unbreakable Never gonna be afraid to think the unthinkable Fightin' the power to achieve the unbelievable Put your hoof down when your back is to the wall So trust me girl, just stand up tall and
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Twist here, knockin’ out your haters like I’m suckin’ on candy canes Candy ass, gonna leave you all in pain Diamond Tiara and Silver can spoon my fuckin’ flank Applebloom at my back, better believe we’re pullin’ rank Cheerilee knows I'm at the top of the class Better be knowin’ that I got them brains out the ass My glasses gonna be better than yours And my hair is gonna have your plot on all fours Don’t be hatin’ cause my rhymes thuper thpecial Take your whack-ass flow and Twist it into a fuckin' pretzel You say my mark is useless? Check out Snips and Snails Ass to ass with marks that can only be full of fail You really gonna hate me because of my fuckin' lisp? I'll tie you to a peppermint stick and burn you into a crisp! Trust me, just lookitme there will be no fucking guile I'll light you up and send you off with a fuckin' smile You thinkin' I'm cruel? I think I'm Thuper Duper! Don't like me? You just shove it up your fuckin' pooper! I'm never gonna change, I'm not under your spell I'm my own pony that your words will never fell You better step the hell off, you know you shouldn't dwell Or else I'll take you out with a candy cane *sample: "I made them myself"* I don't care at all about your popularity contest True friends are more important, like mine, the best Your single shallow little friend, I'm very not impressed I've got my amazing friends, bitch, I'm the one blessed So you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth A crown on your head, and a smirk on your snout Bitch, I got my entire happy life planned out Where are you goin? Tell me, what's your route? If I had a guess, as to how your life would fair Something tells me it would be a real sad affair With your attitude and your narcissistic flair You'll be turning tricks behind a sweets shop somewhere While I may be a happy little filly You know I ain't afraid to take down a frilly Bully or two who be tryin' to step to this nerd Even if be I slurrin' every third word But hey, don't fret I ain't done with you yet I'll beat your ass with a rap without breakin' a bead of a sweat Cause I'm tired of your mocking and your jeerin' and your threats Get away now or this'll be a pain duet Yo, What a Twist, this time I'm fighting back! It's like something out of an M. Night Stallion track Now before I finish my attack n' have a peppermint snack I'm gonna leave you on your flank with one last smack My thuper special talent leaves me sweet as can be While yours just leaves you shrieking like a banshee I think we're done here, you can take those sweets for free Now get out of my sight, before I go on a rappin' spree
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With that being said, hi guys! Temporal Walker here, and I'm so happy to be able to bring you The So Far, So Good Mixtape!

Come June 2012, I will have been a brony for an entire year. I can honestly say that it has been one of the very best years of my life, not only as a musician, but as a person. I have been surrounded by some of the very best people, been helped by almost everyone, and I have even inspired a few people to take up music themselves. The experiences I've had in this community I wouldn't trade for anything else in the world, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you
who downloaded this. This mixtape is for you. Thank you to every single person who worked on the show, and I cannot WAIT for Season 3. It has taught me valuable lessons that I either forgot,
or needed to be reminded of, as well as several lessons that made me think about my own life and times. The show has made me a better person, a better musician, and it's made me all around
happier. Thank you Lauren Faust, and everyone else.

I'd like to thank:

iBringDaLULZ for first inspiring me to start rapping, and all the help he provided along the way. As well as being an amazing friend and awesome person. One day, Lulz, I will hug you IRL. Tightly.

Every single person in Lulz' stream, for just being amazing people. Albeit weird at times. (SHEEEEEP)

Greeneflower, PhantomBadger, ChubbyBunny56, TomA62975 (who also drew the album art! Thanks bro!), and anyone else who has ever drawn something for me, whether I asked for it or not. Thank you all.

TheDumplingz (AKA Pipsqueak, AKA Dubstep Dan, AKA Daniel Rustage) for being an awesome friend. I will fucking murder you if you keep spamming Soldier. With Heavy. Because irony. (He hates Heavy)

Sickness for being a sexy beast and an even sexier rapper.

HNHagen for being not as sexy as Sickness. I can only handle so much, you know.

Dickwolf for being an amazing friend. Mother fucker, you and I still have to collab. Find someone with a good mic, god damn it. <3

And in no particular order, the musicians who I have been spamming in my car for the past year. Thank you all for the awesome tunes: AcousticBrony, Alex S, Aviators, Baasik, BlackGryphon, Bronyfied,
Cyril the Wolf, d.notive, Daniel Ingram (hurr durr), DJ MHM, DJ Pon-3, Donn Devore, Eurobeat Brony, F3nning, General Mumble, Glaze, H8_Seed, Lulzy, Lenich, The Living Tombstone, Makkon, MandoPony,
Mic The Microphone, Not A Clever Pony, Omnipony, PinkieGuy, PinkiePieSwear, Ponyphonic, Prisonfishy, Replacer, Sherclop Pones, SoGreatAndPowerful, Stormwolf, Swagberg, Tarby, Tsyolin, William Anderson, Yourenigma, zahqo, Interrobang Pie, ThatSonOfAMitch, Metajoker, LeafRunner, and many many more.

Thank you thank you thank you!
Enjoy the mixtape!

credits

released May 18, 2012

The So Far, So Good Mixtape production credits:

All mixing, rapping, and lyrics by Temporal Walker unless otherwise noted.

1) Beat by Duke Westlake for the Duke Westlake Cypher

2) Original by H8_Seed, including his vocals and lyrics. Mixed by iBringDaLULZ

3) Beat by TheDumplingz, chorus is also his

4) Original by PinkiePieSwear, Remixed by NotACleverPony, Remixed once again by Temporal Walker,
Second verse rapping and lyrics by Sickness.

5) Original by Rage Against The Machine, vocals mixed by iBringDaLULZ

6) Original by Wiz Khalifa (seriously, fuck that guy)

7) Beat, verse lyrics, and chorus lyrics by Aviators

8) Beat by The Living Tombstone, samples used from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (c) Hasbro

9) Original by PinkiePieSwear, Remixed by NotACleverPony, Remixed once again by Temporal Walker

10) Second verse rapping and lyrics by Sickness.

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