Twist here, knockin’ out your haters like I’m suckin’ on candy canes
Candy ass, gonna leave you all in pain
Diamond Tiara and Silver can spoon my fuckin’ flank
Applebloom at my back, better believe we’re pullin’ rank
Cheerilee knows I'm at the top of the class
Better be knowin’ that I got them brains out the ass
My glasses gonna be better than yours
And my hair is gonna have your plot on all fours
Don’t be hatin’ cause my rhymes thuper thpecial
Take your whack-ass flow and Twist it into a fuckin' pretzel
You say my mark is useless? Check out Snips and Snails
Ass to ass with marks that can only be full of fail
You really gonna hate me because of my fuckin' lisp?
I'll tie you to a peppermint stick and burn you into a crisp!
Trust me, just lookitme there will be no fucking guile
I'll light you up and send you off with a fuckin' smile
You thinkin' I'm cruel? I think I'm Thuper Duper!
Don't like me? You just shove it up your fuckin' pooper!
I'm never gonna change, I'm not under your spell
I'm my own pony that your words will never fell
You better step the hell off, you know you shouldn't dwell
Or else I'll take you out with a candy cane
*sample: "I made them myself"*
I don't care at all about your popularity contest
True friends are more important, like mine, the best
Your single shallow little friend, I'm very not impressed
I've got my amazing friends, bitch, I'm the one blessed
So you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth
A crown on your head, and a smirk on your snout
Bitch, I got my entire happy life planned out
Where are you goin? Tell me, what's your route?
If I had a guess, as to how your life would fair
Something tells me it would be a real sad affair
With your attitude and your narcissistic flair
You'll be turning tricks behind a sweets shop somewhere
While I may be a happy little filly
You know I ain't afraid to take down a frilly
Bully or two who be tryin' to step to this nerd
Even if be I slurrin' every third word
But hey, don't fret I ain't done with you yet
I'll beat your ass with a rap without breakin' a bead of a sweat
Cause I'm tired of your mocking and your jeerin' and your threats
Get away now or this'll be a pain duet
Yo, What a Twist, this time I'm fighting back!
It's like something out of an M. Night Stallion track
Now before I finish my attack n' have a peppermint snack
I'm gonna leave you on your flank with one last smack
My thuper special talent leaves me sweet as can be
While yours just leaves you shrieking like a banshee
I think we're done here, you can take those sweets for free
Now get out of my sight, before I go on a rappin' spree
supported by 6 fans who also own “What A Twist! (with The Living Tombstone)”
Funny how back in the day Avi did EPs how they should be - short. Not that I'm complaining! =D
Aside from a certain song I'm sure Avi wishes he never brought upon this cursed land, this is a very solid EP, and all the tracks are very much worth listening to. The only bad thing I have to say about it is - the artwork is rather dull. Guess Skittle wasn't on board yet when this one came out... SimonEvo